I Would Win the Bachelorette

I Would Win the Bachelorette

Father, forgive me, for I have been sucked into the ridiculous melodrama known as “The Bachelorette.” Every Monday evening, I temporarily suspend my manhood and watch the wonderful, disastrous, emotional train wreck that disguises itself as a “true...

The Gray Area & Tiger Woods

The Augusta National Golf Club is to “conservative” what the Sun is to “hot.” The place is tight, get it? You can picture a group of men named “Beaufort” and “Aubrey” summoning their man-servants for slippers and another...